{written at one am when I thought everything was funny. and it's long. just thought you should know}
So first of all I was going to the bathroom in a porto potty at a concert, just taking care of some business and this man walked in on me. Apparently I didn't lock the door, though I could have sworn I did. Lucky for me I was already pulling my pants up. (FYI when I say business I mean aunt flo came to town. It could have been worse people) He was pretty mortified. Alexa, Talia and Torill were in the porto potty's next to me so they heard the whole thing and couldn't stop laughing. Which led to the man apologizing again and saying the sign on the door was green. His friend, also in a porto potty, heard that and very loudly informed me that he's actually a peeping tom. Ha, he didn't come out of those things for quite some time. Poor guy.
Next order of business. The Entrance Band. Thats they're name and they were the entrance band. They were the worst. Nobody was enjoying them. It was an hour of torture, with Edward Sharpe and The Magnetic Zeros being the light at the end of the tunnel. During this little pre show I almost saw this guy get in a fight with this lesbian girl. I can see how he could have mistaken her for a him at first she was going for that. It was all because one of them pushed the other one (it's a concert, hello!) Me and Torill were standing too close and got shoved around a little bit. The guy was going to fight a girl, she was probably terrified!
Edward Sharpe came out an and they started with two of my favorite songs. Heck yeah. Basically we were as close as we could get to them and it was the squishiest thing evvvva. I've been to a few concerts before but it's never like this. (hard to believe that hannah montana wasn't right?) It was super funny because everyone was pushing and shoving and we would get smashed up against strangers bodies like it was nobodies business. Somebody literally grabbed my hair and used it as a rope to pull themselves up closer. I was glad to be of assistance.
My body Position: elbows in tight, neck back because my hair would get caught in peoples sweaty armpits. Standing on my tip toes so that I could get some fresh air. All while being smashed up against Alexa and Torills bodies (at least it was them) and some men behind me in the same position I'm in. Got it?
I was feeling a little loosey goosey, I look down and my bra is like halfway out of my shirt. I reached back to check. My suspicions were confirmed, it had come undone. I panicked big time, but Torill was so kind to do it back up for me. She's a saint, and a kind stranger ( girl don't worry) even offered to help when she saw my problem.
Alexa stuck it to the man. There was this stupid guy and girl who literally thought the world revolved around them, and wanted everyone to move aside so they could get to the front. umm we could move and they were apparently going to DIIIIEEEE. Good job Lex, for showing him whats up.
Did I mention there was weed erree where?
My body Position: elbows in tight, neck back because my hair would get caught in peoples sweaty armpits. Standing on my tip toes so that I could get some fresh air. All while being smashed up against Alexa and Torills bodies (at least it was them) and some men behind me in the same position I'm in. Got it?
I was feeling a little loosey goosey, I look down and my bra is like halfway out of my shirt. I reached back to check. My suspicions were confirmed, it had come undone. I panicked big time, but Torill was so kind to do it back up for me. She's a saint, and a kind stranger ( girl don't worry) even offered to help when she saw my problem.
Alexa stuck it to the man. There was this stupid guy and girl who literally thought the world revolved around them, and wanted everyone to move aside so they could get to the front. umm we could move and they were apparently going to DIIIIEEEE. Good job Lex, for showing him whats up.
Did I mention there was weed erree where?
After about an hour we went back a little farther where there was more room so we could get our groove thing on. About thirty seconds into my dancing this kid asked me if i was rolling. He had to repeat the question a couple times due to my lack of knowledge of the term "Rolling"
Urban Dictionary: Tripping on ecstasy
We were driving back to Berks place and I got a call from one of my friends older brothers. I was super confused to why he would be calling but Alexa made me answer. It was the most uncomfortable convo I've ever had. He kept asking if "This was Maddi" and than he hung up. I was relieved, until he called again. He than asked again if it was me, when I said yes he let me know he was confused for a minute. I just figured it was because of my smokers voice. He continued making small talk, and asking me what my life plans were. I had no idea what the heck the point of the phone call was. As we were fiinnnnnallllly wrapping it up he said "I'm glad you called". Where I than confirmed I did not call him, he called me! Turns out he but called me and when he looked at his phone I had answered already so he thought I called. We were both wondering when the other person would finally get to the point, glad we cleared that up.
All in all it was a crazy good night topped off with ice cream and a smoothie blah blah blah I'm pretty sure nobody can stand to read anymore..if you made it thus far.
hahf
have a happy friday
We were driving back to Berks place and I got a call from one of my friends older brothers. I was super confused to why he would be calling but Alexa made me answer. It was the most uncomfortable convo I've ever had. He kept asking if "This was Maddi" and than he hung up. I was relieved, until he called again. He than asked again if it was me, when I said yes he let me know he was confused for a minute. I just figured it was because of my smokers voice. He continued making small talk, and asking me what my life plans were. I had no idea what the heck the point of the phone call was. As we were fiinnnnnallllly wrapping it up he said "I'm glad you called". Where I than confirmed I did not call him, he called me! Turns out he but called me and when he looked at his phone I had answered already so he thought I called. We were both wondering when the other person would finally get to the point, glad we cleared that up.
All in all it was a crazy good night topped off with ice cream and a smoothie blah blah blah I'm pretty sure nobody can stand to read anymore..if you made it thus far.
hahf
have a happy friday
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